There’s absolutely nothing that can save this horrible Michael Bay produced live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film, but thanks to Bay’s deal with the devil I’m sure it’ll reap a huge box office. At least these TMNT teaser one sheet movie posters are pretty nice. It’s probably because the posters only show each turtle’s hand and their weapon of choice – Leonardo with his katana, Donatello with his bo staff, Michelangelo with his nunchuks and Raphael with his sai.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles attacks theaters on August 8, 2014.