Thursday, March 13, 2014

Barneyism of the Week - That Suit

That suit is a stain.
A stain on the very institution of suits.

You know what tie goes with that suit?
The tie at the top of a Hefty bag.

A suit like that only needs one button,
self-destruct.

“Hey, I bought him that suit.” - Lily

Where?
Barfs Brothers?
Men's Outhouse?
Giorgio Arms Are-Not-the-Same-Lengthy?

That suit is a slap in the face to all suits everywhere.

How I Met Your Mother - Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson

“Slapsgiving 3:
Slappointment in Slapmarra”

How I Met Your Mother