Stinson's Hangover Fixer Elixir!
The most effective post-bender,
head's-too-tender ender from here to Denver.
“What's in it?” - Ted
Glad you asked. Columbia University, 1941…
President Franklin Delano Roosevelt,
whom we all know is most famous for being a world-class drunk,
commissioned a top-secret scientific project:
develop an elixir to cure the common hangover.
And what brilliant scientific mind did boozy, old FDR
pick to head up this historic task?
“Look, my head really hurts.
Let's just speed this along.
You're clearly ripping off the story of the Manhattan Project,
which was run by Dr. Robert Oppenheimer.
So, I'm gonna guess it was your distant relative,
Barnert Stinsonheimer?” - Ted
Somebody's read their history books.
The “Too Many Manhattans Project” hit a few snags at first.
The first batch exploded.
Which sounded kind of like this:
Boom!
But the second batch…sadly also exploded.
Boom!
After some trial and error,
Dr. Stinsonheimer finally found the magic formula.
The elixir was such a success, he was awarded the Bro-bel Prize.
True story.
The most effective post-bender,
head's-too-tender ender from here to Denver.
“What's in it?” - Ted
Glad you asked. Columbia University, 1941…
President Franklin Delano Roosevelt,
whom we all know is most famous for being a world-class drunk,
commissioned a top-secret scientific project:
develop an elixir to cure the common hangover.
And what brilliant scientific mind did boozy, old FDR
pick to head up this historic task?
“Look, my head really hurts.
Let's just speed this along.
You're clearly ripping off the story of the Manhattan Project,
which was run by Dr. Robert Oppenheimer.
So, I'm gonna guess it was your distant relative,
Barnert Stinsonheimer?” - Ted
Somebody's read their history books.
The “Too Many Manhattans Project” hit a few snags at first.
The first batch exploded.
Which sounded kind of like this:
Boom!
But the second batch…sadly also exploded.
Boom!
After some trial and error,
Dr. Stinsonheimer finally found the magic formula.
The elixir was such a success, he was awarded the Bro-bel Prize.
True story.
