The Tale of Barney Stinson:
Player King of New York City
“Once upon a time,
we all went out to get our drink on.
When who should walk in,
but a girl with sweater tight and pink on.
She ordered up a beer.
I think you see where this is going.
As Barney put it, oh so eloquently:” - Marshall
Boy-oy-oy-oing.
“He rose to go approach this girl commanding such intrigue,
when Mommy interrupted:” - Marshall
“Dude, she's way out of your league.
She's not in Daisy Dukes, nor squeezed into a Hooters tee.
And I don't see a Curves membership dangling from her key.
She has no glaring spray tan, no unicorn tattoos.
She's sipping Chardonnay, not pounding cherry-flavored booze.
Her makeup isn't running, she's not playing with her hair.
There's very little chance she'll let you put it anywhere.” - Lily
Your challenge is accepted, Lil.
There is no girl too pretty.
For I am Barney Stinson,
Player King of New York City.
“You can't anoint yourself the king,
just like that jerk LeBron.” - Ted
He left the Cavs three years ago.
Bro, give it up, move on.
Player King of New York City
“Once upon a time,
we all went out to get our drink on.
When who should walk in,
but a girl with sweater tight and pink on.
She ordered up a beer.
I think you see where this is going.
As Barney put it, oh so eloquently:” - Marshall
Boy-oy-oy-oing.
“He rose to go approach this girl commanding such intrigue,
when Mommy interrupted:” - Marshall
“Dude, she's way out of your league.
She's not in Daisy Dukes, nor squeezed into a Hooters tee.
And I don't see a Curves membership dangling from her key.
She has no glaring spray tan, no unicorn tattoos.
She's sipping Chardonnay, not pounding cherry-flavored booze.
Her makeup isn't running, she's not playing with her hair.
There's very little chance she'll let you put it anywhere.” - Lily
Your challenge is accepted, Lil.
There is no girl too pretty.
For I am Barney Stinson,
Player King of New York City.
“You can't anoint yourself the king,
just like that jerk LeBron.” - Ted
He left the Cavs three years ago.
Bro, give it up, move on.
