Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Barneyism of the Week - No Questions Asked

“Hey, I got here as fast as I could.
Are you okay?” - Marshall

Yeah, fine.
These quacks said I was unfit to leave on my own.
Blah, blah, blah…danger to myself…Blah, blah, blah.
Whoever signs me out is legally responsible for my actions.

I just need you to sign me out.

“What the hell happened?” - Marshall

Uh-uh! I said no questions asked.

“Star, clover, horseshoe.
Barney, did you swallow real versions
of all the Lucky Charms items?” - Marshall

No questions asked.
Now come on, let's hit the bar.
I'm buying.
I just won 50 bucks from a little Irish guy on a dare.

How I Met Your Mother - Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson

“No Questions Asked”

How I Met Your Mother