Thursday, February 6, 2014

Barneyism of the Week - Awkward Five!

Please mom, I need you to just be cool.
Okay, can you do that for me?

“For you, yes.” - Loretta Stinson

And for Robin?
She's gonna be your daughter in 33 hours.

“Daughter in law.” - Loretta Stinson

Making it illegal for you not to treat her like a daughter.
In-lawyered!

Please, mom?
All Robin wants to do is put this whole thing behind her,
so she can get married and put this whole thing behind her.

Ah! Get-this-over-with-quickly-
so-we-can-move-past-how-awkward-it-was-
that-I-just-said-that five!

“Fine.” - Loretta Stinson


How I Met Your Mother - Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson

“The Lighthouse”

How I Met Your Mother