“Look at this,
your wedding weekend.” - Ted
I know.
This close to finally having sex again.
It's been forever.
“Oh, you and Robin been abstaining?” - Ted
Talking about you, Ted.
Now here's the deal:
every hookup at a weekend wedding
is decided at Friday night drinks.
Get stuck with the wrong girl tonight,
the only action you'll be getting all weekend is a Self Five,
and I don't mean the cool kind.
HaHaHa
Self Five!
That's the cool kind.
your wedding weekend.” - Ted
I know.
This close to finally having sex again.
It's been forever.
“Oh, you and Robin been abstaining?” - Ted
Talking about you, Ted.
Now here's the deal:
every hookup at a weekend wedding
is decided at Friday night drinks.
Get stuck with the wrong girl tonight,
the only action you'll be getting all weekend is a Self Five,
and I don't mean the cool kind.
HaHaHa
Self Five!
That's the cool kind.
