“Who cares about The Bro Code?
It's just some stupid book you made up.” - Ted
How dare you!?!
The Bro Code has been around for centuries.
Nay, whatever's more than centuries.
“Please don't launch into a fake history lesson.” - Ted
The Bro Code can trace its lineage all the way back to Broses himself.
Article 1: Bros Before Hoes.
“Okay, I see what you're doing.
You can't prove that I broke the Bro Code,
so you're just making up stories about…” - Ted
This sacred text was eventually brought to the New World
in 1776 by none other than Christopher Brolumbus.
Article 62: A Bro Who Calls Dibs First Has Dibs.
Oh? Dibs!
And that's why he got to bang Pocahontas.
“Pocahontas was with John Smith.” - Ted
Maybe according to the hotel register.
Whatever Mrs. Brolumbus didn't know couldn't hurt her, am I right?
Well, except maybe that New World syphilis. But I digress…
It's just some stupid book you made up.” - Ted
How dare you!?!
The Bro Code has been around for centuries.
Nay, whatever's more than centuries.
“Please don't launch into a fake history lesson.” - Ted
The Bro Code can trace its lineage all the way back to Broses himself.
Article 1: Bros Before Hoes.
“Okay, I see what you're doing.
You can't prove that I broke the Bro Code,
so you're just making up stories about…” - Ted
This sacred text was eventually brought to the New World
in 1776 by none other than Christopher Brolumbus.
Article 62: A Bro Who Calls Dibs First Has Dibs.
Oh? Dibs!
And that's why he got to bang Pocahontas.
“Pocahontas was with John Smith.” - Ted
Maybe according to the hotel register.
Whatever Mrs. Brolumbus didn't know couldn't hurt her, am I right?
Well, except maybe that New World syphilis. But I digress…
