My Son…
“Barney, enough with the floating Jor-El head
from the Fortress of Solitude in Superman Ok?
It’s getting old.” - Ted
I only use it to say really important stuff.
“Last time you used it to tell me
Wendy’s had introduced a spicy version of the baconator.” - Ted
Exactly!
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My Son, for many years this apartment
has been my Fortress of Barney-tude.
But now the time has come for me to pass it on.
Soon this place will become your Fortress of Soli-Ted.
“Barney I wouldn’t live here even if you scrubbed
every inch of this place with Purell, amoxicillin and holy water.” - Ted
“Barney, enough with the floating Jor-El head
from the Fortress of Solitude in Superman Ok?
It’s getting old.” - Ted
I only use it to say really important stuff.
“Last time you used it to tell me
Wendy’s had introduced a spicy version of the baconator.” - Ted
Exactly!
--
My Son, for many years this apartment
has been my Fortress of Barney-tude.
But now the time has come for me to pass it on.
Soon this place will become your Fortress of Soli-Ted.
“Barney I wouldn’t live here even if you scrubbed
every inch of this place with Purell, amoxicillin and holy water.” - Ted
