Look, I don’t want you getting back with Jeannette.
Ted, what is my one rule?
“You can tell how old a girl is by her elbows?” - Ted
My other one rule.
“Flaxseed relieves upset stomach?” - Ted
My other one rule.
“Always have a fake pair of concert tickets in your pocket
in case Lily invites you to something stupid?” - Ted
My other one rule.
“Lebanese girls sprint to third base and then stay there?” - Ted
My other one rule.
“New is always better?” - Ted
NEW IS ALWAYS BETTER!
Exactly Ted!
You want to invite a date to our wedding it is not going to be Jeannette.
It is going to be someone new, and I am going to help you find her
with a little help from…THE PLAYBOOK!
Ted, what is my one rule?
“You can tell how old a girl is by her elbows?” - Ted
My other one rule.
“Flaxseed relieves upset stomach?” - Ted
My other one rule.
“Always have a fake pair of concert tickets in your pocket
in case Lily invites you to something stupid?” - Ted
My other one rule.
“Lebanese girls sprint to third base and then stay there?” - Ted
My other one rule.
“New is always better?” - Ted
NEW IS ALWAYS BETTER!
Exactly Ted!
You want to invite a date to our wedding it is not going to be Jeannette.
It is going to be someone new, and I am going to help you find her
with a little help from…THE PLAYBOOK!
So after a much too long hiatus The Blot’s weekly How I Met Your Mother feature “Barneyism of the Week” is back! I got super behind last season with the impending arrival of the twins, but I’ve been keeping the last 7 episodes of Season 8 on my DVR for what feels like forever for this very moment! Every day this week I’ll be posting a different Barneyism from the final 7 episodes of Season 8 all leading up to next Monday’s season premiere of How I Met Your Mother Season 9! Sadly, Season 9 is the show’s final season, but that doesn’t mean we won’t be hanging on Barney’s every word while we still can. So be sure to visit The Blot every Tuesday from here on out for our HIMYM “Barneyism of the Week” feature.