Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Barneyism of the Week - Permission

“So, it’s been 3 days since I said yes.” - Robin

True!

“And your panic attacks are getting shorter and further apart.” - Robin

I CAN’T DO THIS! I FEEL LIKE I’M DROWING!
Also true.

“So I guess we’re officially engaged!
Maybe we should tell our parents.
I assume my dad already knows.
You, you did call him and got his permission right?” – Robin

Hahaha! Yeah, yeah!
Robin, I bought you with an ox and some spices from the east.

He’s going to put you in a cage and
send you on horseback to my remote desert camp.

“Ok, Barney.” - Robin

Hold on I’m not done.

Where you’ll be bathed in perfumes and oils,
and delivered to my tent.
After you perform the traditional dance of the seven veils,
we’ll adjourn to the tiger skin rug where we’ll…

“Barney...” - Robin

Robin!
If we’re going to build a marriage together
we’ve got to stop interrupting each other all the time.

“Fine, finish your story.” - Robin

Thank you.
Where we’ll…do it.

“Did you ask for my father’s permission?” - Robin

No I did not.

How I Met Your Mother - Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson

“Band or DJ?”

How I Met Your Mother
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