Guys, I’ve got a new bro!
A bro that puts all other bros to shame.
The bitches love him. Haha!
He buries bones all day! Haha!
No one chases tail like him! Haha!
Why aren’t you guys laughing?
Oh wait, I probably should have led with this…he’s a dog!
I’ve named him “Brover.”
I’ll go…fetch him!