Seven years ago when Marshal and Lily got engaged
Ted saw Robin across a crowded room
And I said “Oh yeah you just know she likes it dirty”
But Ted really liked her
So we played "Have You Met Ted?"
They went to dinner, he walked her home
Should have kissed her, didn’t (lame)
So he stole a Smurf penis, went back to her place
Should have kissed her, didn’t (lame)
He threw three parties, they kissed on the roof
But decided to be friends (lame)
Then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding
She couldn’t go, he went alone
And met Victoria, didn’t kiss her either (lame)
Not a great closer, Ted
Then he finally kissed her
They started dating, she went to Germany
Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria
Ted did a rain dance, got Robin
Ted and Robin broke up
Robin went to Brazil, came back with a Latin stud
Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp
Not really relevant to the story
I just like mentioning that as much as possible
I hooked up with Robin
Ted and I stopped being friends
Ted got hit by a bus, we made up.
Robin and I started dating
I got fat, her hair fell out
We broke up
Robin dated Don
I dated Nora, cheated on her with Robin
I dumped Nora
Robin dated Kevin, but not for long
Then I met you and you took my grandpa’s watch
But I fell in love with you anyway
And you let me fart in front of you
And I asked you to marry me
And you said yes
So we came over here to meet little Martin
And that’s everything!
Also I went on the Price Is Right
And I won a dune buggy.
Ted saw Robin across a crowded room
And I said “Oh yeah you just know she likes it dirty”
But Ted really liked her
So we played "Have You Met Ted?"
They went to dinner, he walked her home
Should have kissed her, didn’t (lame)
So he stole a Smurf penis, went back to her place
Should have kissed her, didn’t (lame)
He threw three parties, they kissed on the roof
But decided to be friends (lame)
Then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding
She couldn’t go, he went alone
And met Victoria, didn’t kiss her either (lame)
Not a great closer, Ted
Then he finally kissed her
They started dating, she went to Germany
Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria
Ted did a rain dance, got Robin
Ted and Robin broke up
Robin went to Brazil, came back with a Latin stud
Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp
Not really relevant to the story
I just like mentioning that as much as possible
I hooked up with Robin
Ted and I stopped being friends
Ted got hit by a bus, we made up.
Robin and I started dating
I got fat, her hair fell out
We broke up
Robin dated Don
I dated Nora, cheated on her with Robin
I dumped Nora
Robin dated Kevin, but not for long
Then I met you and you took my grandpa’s watch
But I fell in love with you anyway
And you let me fart in front of you
And I asked you to marry me
And you said yes
So we came over here to meet little Martin
And that’s everything!
Also I went on the Price Is Right
And I won a dune buggy.
