Barneyism of the Week - Star Wars Fantasy

While it’s just us guys let me ask you something.
We all have that same fantasy
about having sex with a girl in a Stormtrooper costume, right?

“No.” - Ted
“Never.” - Marshall

Guys, come on. No girls around. Just us bros. Same space.
Let’s stop being polite and start getting real.

Stormtrooper fantasy, every guy’s had that one right?

“Not even once.” - Ted
“No.” - Marshall

So I’m the weird one?

“Yes.” - Ted
“Yes, yes.” - Marshall
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(Bonus Barneyism of the Week)

“You are about to see something awesome.” - Ted

And just know this…Han shot first.

- Barney Stinson

"Trilogy Time"

How I Met Your Mother