Barneyism of the Week - 100% Awesome

So, last chance to run away together.
Door’s right there.

“Yes…start a new life.” - Robin

Head for the boarder.

“Canada!” - Robin

Ehh, Mexico.
Canada sucks.

“Ok, well you’re one quarter Canadian,
so by that logic you one quarter suck.” - Robin

I’m 100% Awesome and you know it!

- Barney Stinson

“The Magician’s Code Part Two”

How I Met Your Mother