Barneyism of the Week - Like Ships and Lake Monsters

I shouldn’t do this! I shouldn’t do this!

“What?” - Robin

This is a bad idea. This is a bad idea!

“What is?” - Robin

I should just go…I should just go!

“Ok, ok. Just tell me what is going on.” - Robin

I love my penis Robin.

“Barney, you promised…” - Robin

I do! I love it!

If I could kiss it I would.
I’d be lying if I told you I hadn’t tried.

“I’m not comfortable with this conversation” - Robin

Oh come on Robin.
It’s my penis we’re talking about!
You’ve seen her, she’s magnificent.

“She?” - Robin

Every penis is a girl Robin, everyone knows that.
Like ships…and lake monsters.

- Barney Stinson

"The Burning Beekeeper"

How I Met Your Mother