Barneyism of the Week - The Drunk Train

Where has this heavenly vehicle been all my life?

Can you hear its inspiring chant, Ted?

I think I can get laid,
I think I can get laid.
It’s The Little Engine with Wood.

The Whore-ient Express.

The Long Island Tailroad.

“Oh, I got one…
Thomas the Spank Engine.” - Ted

Ted, that is a children’s book.

- Barney Stinson

“The Drunk Train”

How I Met Your Mother