“A bar where no one’s overcharged,
where everyone feels valued, respected.” - Ted
A bar where we get chicks drunk and bang them.
“We’re opening Puzzles tonight!” - Ted
Of course we’re opening Puzzles tonight!
“I’ve always envisioned Puzzles as a literary salon,
where Gotham’s intelligentsia hold court on art, philosophy and literature.” - Ted
Great, and while you’re distracting the nerds and fatties
I’ll be in the VIP room getting it in.
where everyone feels valued, respected.” - Ted
A bar where we get chicks drunk and bang them.
“We’re opening Puzzles tonight!” - Ted
Of course we’re opening Puzzles tonight!
“I’ve always envisioned Puzzles as a literary salon,
where Gotham’s intelligentsia hold court on art, philosophy and literature.” - Ted
Great, and while you’re distracting the nerds and fatties
I’ll be in the VIP room getting it in.
Puzzles Theme Song:
“Puzzles is a place where people go to feel like they belong.” - Ted
Gonna take advantage of dumb drunk girls.
“No we’re not.” - Ted
Bro!
“That would be wrong.
A place where wit and wisdom bloom.” - Ted
A place to bang chicks in Ted’s room.
“Not going to happen.” - Ted
We’ll talk about it.
At Puzzles we all fit together.
“And I’m the bartender!” - Kevin
At Puzzles we all fit together.
On sunny days or stormy weather.
So pull up a chair and sit for a spell.
With laughter to share and stories to tell
Puzzles is a place where everyone feels at home
And we bang chicks in Ted’s roooooom.
Gonna take advantage of dumb drunk girls.
“No we’re not.” - Ted
Bro!
“That would be wrong.
A place where wit and wisdom bloom.” - Ted
A place to bang chicks in Ted’s room.
“Not going to happen.” - Ted
We’ll talk about it.
At Puzzles we all fit together.
“And I’m the bartender!” - Kevin
At Puzzles we all fit together.
On sunny days or stormy weather.
So pull up a chair and sit for a spell.
With laughter to share and stories to tell
Puzzles is a place where everyone feels at home
And we bang chicks in Ted’s roooooom.
