“Have you ever successfully gotten a woman in bed by lying to her?” - Nora
Have I ever…if I’m being totally honest, yes.
“More than once?” - Nora
More than once?
Wow, that’s…I guess if we’re splitting hairs.
Then technically…
There was a plurality to the times I’ve lied to women for sex having purposes.
“What were they?” - Nora
Nines and tens mostly.
There was a four once. She was a slump buster.
But Norah, after that I had a run you would not believe!
Man, honesty feels good!
Have I ever…if I’m being totally honest, yes.
“More than once?” - Nora
More than once?
Wow, that’s…I guess if we’re splitting hairs.
Then technically…
There was a plurality to the times I’ve lied to women for sex having purposes.
“What were they?” - Nora
Nines and tens mostly.
There was a four once. She was a slump buster.
But Norah, after that I had a run you would not believe!
Man, honesty feels good!
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