Guys, as you know I only have one rule…
“Barney said this a lot.” - Future Ted
I only have one rule:
If you’re going to get it on in a Porta-Potty, do it early in the day.
I only have one rule:
Never screw over a girl whose last name ends in a vowel.
Cuz she’s got brothers.
I only have one rule:
Never date a girl with a hook for a hand.
Never go out with the same girl more than once.
“Then why are you going out with Nora again?” - Lily
There is an exception:
Unless she’s hot.
“Barney said this a lot.” - Future Ted
I only have one rule:
If you’re going to get it on in a Porta-Potty, do it early in the day.
I only have one rule:
Never screw over a girl whose last name ends in a vowel.
Cuz she’s got brothers.
I only have one rule:
Never date a girl with a hook for a hand.
Never go out with the same girl more than once.
“Then why are you going out with Nora again?” - Lily
There is an exception:
Unless she’s hot.
