Thursday, March 3, 2011

Barneyism of the Week - One Rule

Guys, as you know I only have one rule…

“Barney said this a lot.” - Future Ted

I only have one rule:
If you’re going to get it on in a Porta-Potty, do it early in the day.

I only have one rule:
Never screw over a girl whose last name ends in a vowel.
Cuz she’s got brothers.

I only have one rule:
Never date a girl with a hook for a hand.

Never go out with the same girl more than once.

“Then why are you going out with Nora again?” - Lily

There is an exception:
Unless she’s hot.

How I Met Your Mother - Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson

“A Change of Heart”

How I Met Your Mother
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