Barneyism of the Week - Disposable Cell Phones

“Eriksen residence, Marshall speaking.” - Marshall

Hey Marshall.

“Barney, what number is this?” - Marshall

I’m up on burners playa!

Too many crazies have my old number,
so now I’m all about disposable cell phones.

I’ll use one for a while, have my fun.
Then dump it and get a new one.

Then I’ll do the same with my phone.

- Barney Stinson

"Oh Honey"

How I Met Your Mother