Barneyism of the Week - Charity

"Ah, has it ever occurred to you to give some of this to charity?" - Ted

Charity? You’re seriously talking to me about charity?

Dude, I am Mr. Charity.

I frequently sleep with 6s, chubsters, over 30s.

I am the Bill and Melinda Gates of the sympathy bang.

- Barney Stinson

"False Positive"

How I Met Your Mother