Barneyism of the Week - Sad Face

I cannot stop staring at that girl’s face.

“Face, huh?
That’s your weirdest nickname for boobs yet.” - Ted

No Ted, I’m really looking at her face.

“Aw, that’s actually really sweet.” - Lily

Puffy cheeks, smudged mascara, slightly red nose.
That girl was just crying.

She’s so sad and defenseless.

Anyone have a condom?

- Barney Stinson

“Subway Wars”

How I Met Your Mother