Ted, I know you love crappy old stuff no one cares about,
but I’m gonna give you four words to live by:
New. Is. Always. Better.
“New is always better?” - Ted
You know who‘s a million times hotter than the hottest girl I’ve ever slept with?
Her ok looking friend I haven’t seen naked.
Why?
Because, new is always better.
“And this theory applies to everything?” - Ted
Everything.
“So, those new Star Wars movies, those are better than the old ones?” - Ted
Yeah, the first three barely mentioned the intricacies of intergalactic trade law.
“Then when you’re at a Guns N’ Roses concert you’re like,
'Yeah, yeah, Paradise City whatever, when are they going to rock me some Chinese Democracy?'" - Ted
Axl’s really matured as a song writer Ted.
but I’m gonna give you four words to live by:
New. Is. Always. Better.
“New is always better?” - Ted
You know who‘s a million times hotter than the hottest girl I’ve ever slept with?
Her ok looking friend I haven’t seen naked.
Why?
Because, new is always better.
“And this theory applies to everything?” - Ted
Everything.
“So, those new Star Wars movies, those are better than the old ones?” - Ted
Yeah, the first three barely mentioned the intricacies of intergalactic trade law.
“Then when you’re at a Guns N’ Roses concert you’re like,
'Yeah, yeah, Paradise City whatever, when are they going to rock me some Chinese Democracy?'" - Ted
Axl’s really matured as a song writer Ted.
