Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Barneyism of the Week - Emotional Baggage

Emotional Baggage is the bedrock of
America’s most important cultural export.

“Porn.” - The Group

Actually, it’s porn.
Only women with major baggage go into porn.

“Major Baggage.” - The Group
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Too nice, that is the worst kind of baggage.

Best baggage:
Hate’s her dad and thinks she’s fat but isn’t.

Angry sex on the first date,
and then as soon as you mention breakfast she’s gone.

Why do you guys hang out with me?

How I Met Your Mother - Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson

- Barney Stinson

"The Wedding Bride"

How I Met Your Mother