“Why are you brunette and driving a cab?” - Marshall
Oh, that.
You know how it’s my dream to have sex with
at least one woman from every country on the planet?
“Sure.” - Marshall
<Barney lowers a world map in his cab>
“Wow, you’re doing surprisingly well in the Baltics.” - Marshall
So, I figured what’s the quickest way
to get around the world in 180 lays?
Lease a cab and wait outside the UN building
for hot foreign chicks.
It was the perfect plan.
There was only one small detail I didn’t take into account.
“Chicks don’t want to bang cab drivers” - Marshall
Chicks DO NOT want to bang cab drivers.
And I put a lot of work into this one.
