Does anyone know who won the Super Bowl?
“You were there it was the…” - Marshall
I won!
Because, I am now in possession
of a magic phone that always rings.
And do you know who’s always, usually, on the other end?
A chick.
So how many chicks do I have calling me now?
Infinity!
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“Wait, you’re, you’re actually going to hook up
with these girls that call you?” - Ted
Oh, indubitably!
I’m meeting the first one here any minute.
Keep your eyes peeled for a red sweater.
Based on her texts she’s dirty, dyslexic and wants to 96 me.
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