“Dude, what are you doing here?
Get down to the bar” - Ted
Ted, relax. I’m already 6 for 6.
“Really?” - Ted
Yeah, I was lunching at Tavern on the Green,
I started chatting up this Swedish super model.
Next thing you know,
I’m playing a day game in the back of horse drawn carriage.
Giddey…What…Up!
“Awesome! What really happened?” - Ted
I had lunch at a Staten Island Chili’s
and banged a drunk hair dresser.
Are you happy Truthie McGee?
