"No seriously Robin, you should get the slap.
I mean, you’re a great slapper.
In fact I want study slapping under your tutelage.
I want to be your slap-prentice." - Ted
"Don’t sell yourself short there, Teddy.
You’re a slapping rock star.
Your name should be Eric Slap-ton." - Robin
Ok, ok guys this is torture.
Just put me in the chair…
"Slapping Throne." - Ted
And get it over with.