“You my friend are suffering from a little known condition,
little known because I just made it up,
called New Relationship Smugness.
You and Robin are in the honeymoon phase.
Everything’s perfect.
Every song on the radio’s about you.
Every other couple sucks.
Enjoy it, NRS doesn’t last forever.” - Ted
It does when you’re this awesome.
Hey, check it out.
Robin and I have been keeping a tally
of how many beds we’ve done it in.
We’re up to 83 and ½.
“A half?” - Ted
19th Century ottoman in an antique shop.
