“Every year when the Mosby family Christmas card shows up…”
- Ted
Christmas 2005
Pulling down her pants, Yanking off my own
Underneath the mistletoe I’ll make your sister moan.
Oh, Heather’s hot, Heather’s hot, we’ll go all the way!
Christmas 2006
I wish I could see her naked, I wish I could see her naked
I wish I could see her naked
And down on all fours.
Christmas 2007
Ted has a little sister, gets hotter every day
And if I ever meet her with her boobies I will play.
Everybody, sister, sister, sister, I…
What, I can celebrate Hanukkah too!
- Barney Stinson
"Little Minnesota"
How I Met Your Mother
"Little Minnesota"
How I Met Your Mother