The world absolutely needs Woo Girls.
If there were no Woo Girls, there’d be no Girls Gone Wild,
no bachelorette parties, no Las Vegas pool side bars.
All the things that you hold dearest Lily would be gone.
The souvenir shot glass industry would collapse. So would the body glitter industry, and the stretch hummer rental industry.
Tiny cowboy hats would be worn only by tiny cowboys.
And when “Brown Eyed Girl” would come up on the jukebox all you would here would be silence…and “Brown Eyed Girl.”
But who would woo Lily, who would woo?
Would you? Would you…woo?
"Woooo!"
How I Met Your Mother
It seems like we have a full on Jamie-Lynn Sigler renaissance going on right now. Between playing herself on Entourage earlier this season and now her appearance as Woo Girl #1 on this week’s episode of HIMYM, Ms. Sigler is back on the small screen and better than ever. Hopefully this will lead to more guest appearances on some of The Blot’s favorite shows. Because really, who couldn’t use more Meadow Soprano!?!
