Something strange is going on, I was down at the hardware store trying to get a little something, something.
“Wait you go to the hardware store to pick up girls?” – Robin
There are four kinds of women who go down to the hardware store by themselves:
1. Single
2. Recently Single
3. Recently Divorced
4. Lesbian who will let me watch
“You could not be more evil.” - Lily
Sorry, five: Recently Widowed.
"The Bracket"
How I Met Your Mother
Talk about rebound. After an ok yet much hyped episode last week, last night’s episode might be one of my top 3 favorite How I Met Your Mothers of all time. The Barney-centric, March Madness tie-in episode was hilarious from start to finish and had, without a doubt, the best ending of any HIMYM to date. Lets just say it was an homage to Neil Patrick Harris’ other timeless pop culture icon from the late 80’s/early 90’s, Dr. Doogie Howser, and leave it at that. If you didn’t catch "The Bracket" last night, do yourself a favor and be on the look out for a re-run of it this summer. You won’t be disappointed, trust me. The bracket of the top 64 women Barney has slept with and wronged was well, in a word, Awesome.