“Brother, you’re driving the ‘I wanna have sex with her’ truck and it’s got a huge blind spot.” – Marshal
“That’s ridiculous!” – Ted
“Is it really? Ted, let me tell you a little story about a young lady I wanted to have sex with, Lucillia. On a white sand beach in Rio de Janeiro we made love for ten straight hours. When we were done, she applauded, and told me I was far, far better than the best lover she could possibly imagine. And, that I had restored her faith in god.”
“What does this have to do with Kathy?” – Ted
“Who’s Kathy?”
“That’s ridiculous!” – Ted
“Is it really? Ted, let me tell you a little story about a young lady I wanted to have sex with, Lucillia. On a white sand beach in Rio de Janeiro we made love for ten straight hours. When we were done, she applauded, and told me I was far, far better than the best lover she could possibly imagine. And, that I had restored her faith in god.”
“What does this have to do with Kathy?” – Ted
“Who’s Kathy?”
- Barney Stinson
"Spoiler Alert"
How I Met Your Mother
