“Hey check it out we’re in the last 20 seconds of Marshal’s Countdown to Nothing!"
"Barney, put it away" - Lily
"How’s it feel Marshal to sit there impotently? Your large, flaccid hand just dangling in the wind?"
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- Barney Stinson
"Slapsgiving"
How I Met Your Mother